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yo my name is dace

im a troll
a mutant troll
im not supposed to say that but who even cares
like is there actually anybody left who gives a shit
probably not

anyway yeah 8/male/cali hmu
     
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albinoattraction:

trolltechgoghead:

is the shoulder pat not enough i put a lot of effort into that

and emotion

it was an emotional shoulder pat

no that was the worst shoulder pat

you should turn in your consoling license cause youre fucking terrible at it

look how upset i am

look at what you did

bad dace

jesus how was i supposed to know youre unaccepting of all shoulder pats that arent of the highest degree
if you act this way in life with everything youre gonna get nowhere

oh noooo
my ears are pressing back and everything

bad dace is also sad dace
thanks a lot mom 

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vvoldemora said: i hope it ends up killin you

i actually had to stop and laugh and go ‘woaaaah’

why do you even hate me so much

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albinoattraction asked: did your entire blog layout magically change

yeah i dont know what happened i left for a second and then

bam

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albinoattraction:

trolltechgoghead:

good point

they get pretty obnoxious after a while

pats your shoulder consolingly 

if it makes you feel better youre the first and probably only albino bird strider around

wow thank you i feel soooo much better

thank you for that

is the shoulder pat not enough i put a lot of effort into that

and emotion

it was an emotional shoulder pat

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crabby-apple said: Your blog description is the best.

everything about my blog is the best

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vvoldemora said: shut UP

im sorry i have this disease called snarky asshole i cant get rid of it its terminal

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albinoattraction:

trolltechgoghead:

boo yeah +1 for me

huh really
weiiiiird
i used to be the only troll dave around
im practically like
the original
or so i like to think

oh yeah
its like
space slugs
in your pants
yeah i know its weird 

slugs yeah

well youre still sort of a rarity so dont feel too down man

at least youre not a bird strider

because everywhere you turn

bird striders

good point

they get pretty obnoxious after a while

pats your shoulder consolingly 

if it makes you feel better youre the first and probably only albino bird strider around

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 vvoldemora said: wwoww ok i thought thatd be a better congratulations gif